The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bates hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
89%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.