The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Ref: "Number Bates, that's a flag." Bates: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.