The Wind Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Bates trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Bates gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
78%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.