The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Bates tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bates's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.