The Wind Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Bates tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
80%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.