The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Bates attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
76%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Bates scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.