The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Bates warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
76%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bates's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.