The Wide Left Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.