The Hamstring Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.