The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bates gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.