The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bates kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.