The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.