The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bates's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.