The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bates is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
79%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bates drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.