The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arkansas's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Bates trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Bates warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
86%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bates drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.