The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“Bates kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Bates attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
91%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.