The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“The broadcast shows Bates on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bates's stadium. Only over Bates.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bates is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
77%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bates, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.