The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Bates
Jake Bates · DET · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Bates is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bates's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bates will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bates, Bates, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.