The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.