The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Moody. Moody does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moody, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.