The Wide Left Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Moody sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.