The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Moody gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
86%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.