The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Moody gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.