The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- A mysterious flag erases Moody's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.