The Wide Left Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Moody's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.