The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Moody's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.