The Hamstring Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The broadcast shows Moody on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Moody, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.