The Late Scratch Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Moody attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
83%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moody drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.