The Shank Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Moody, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.