The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Moody tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.