The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Moody. Moody does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
72%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moody drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.