The Wind Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.