The Doink Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Moody's stadium. Only over Moody.
80%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.