The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Moody. Moody does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
86%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moody drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.