The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Moody will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Moody's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.