The Upright Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Moody, Moody, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.