The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“A mysterious flag erases Moody's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Moody trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Moody scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.