The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Moody
Jake Moody · ATL · K
“Moody gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Moody's week
- Moody gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Moody will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
76%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Moody drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Moody in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Moody is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Moody actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.