The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lane drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.