The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
81%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Lane, Lane, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.