The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
91%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lane's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.