The Late Scratch Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Lane is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Lane, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.