The Shadow Coverage Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- The broadcast shows Lane on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Lane's stadium. Only over Lane.
88%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Lane's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.