The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
77%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Lane's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.