The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Lane was due a breakout.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Lane's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Lane drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.