The Dropped Pass Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- The broadcast shows Lane on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
85%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lane's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.