The Late Scratch Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of USC's biggest rival.
- Lane gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
91%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Lane's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.