The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Lane gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Lane's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.