The Phantom Holding Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“The broadcast shows Lane on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lane drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.