The Butter-Finger Hex of Ja'Kobi Lane
Ja'Kobi Lane · BAL · WR
“Rookie Lane gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Lane's week
- Lane is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Lane is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
85%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Lane drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ja'Kobi Lane in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ja'Kobi Lane is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ja'Kobi Lane actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.